I was having this perfectly good healthy eating day. Following my plan for food that I’d set in the morning. And then, without thinking (sort of) I picked up a box of Crunch N Munch and proceeded to eat alot of it.
What is it with the In Shock eating. Because, really, that’s what it feel like. Like I’ve gone in shock and I’m just staring out while shoveling crap into my mouth. Somebody slap my hands. Better yet, slap me in the face. I am in shock and I need to be slapped out of it.
It’s not Nom Nom Nom. It’s more like Numb Numb Numb.
No more Numb Eating for me!
Hey? Speaking of Crap, has anyone caught the show on BBC America called You Are What You Eat? Those whacky whacky Brits! The host/nutritionist has the show’s guests take a good look at what they’re eating. And then they have them go through a colonic, flush out their poo, and make them look at it. Seriously. Yesterday there was a couple with tupperware containers on their laps with their poo. Thankfully it was blurred for television viewing audience. Tell me, how in the hell could those people sit their with tupperware containers of poo on their laps, without gagging?
Oh hey, maybe that’s a great weight loss diet. Poo in your tupperware and carry it around with you. That would make me stop eating.
I know that Dr. Oz has got Oprah looking at her poo. Seeing if she can write the letter C or the letter S. Apparently these are good signs of healthy poos.
I will not rest until I can spell Seasons Greetings in poo on my lawn, in time for the holidays. Printed, not cursive. Much more diffult.
I got totally addicted to the “How Clean Is Your House?” and “You Are What You Eat” while I was home on medical leave last year. Once you exhaust the normal channels, you start branching out. “How Clean Is Your House” fascinates me. We’re not talking simple HGTVesque clutter here. We’re talking years/decades of FILTH. How the hosts persevere is beyond me. And, yeah, the poo show. The way the host goes on about the subject’s poo makes me imagine that HER poo is puffy cloud white and smells like lavender. Or vanilla. Or warm chocolate chip cookies. And every time I watch, I have to run to my laptop to convert stones to pounds. Every time.
Wow. See, the sad thing is, I’m just like Mary. Honestly. I am constantly converting stones to pounds every time I see “You Are What You Eat.” It’s so bad I have it on my DVR. She is rather obsessed with poo, but it is a good way to determine if you’re decently healthy.
But even better than “You Are What You Eat” is “How Clean Is Your House?” as Mary mentioned. It makes Mission: Organization and even Clean House look completely and utterly staged. What I like about it is that they give good cleaning advice using natural products, or something you’d have laying around the house. Got crayon on your walls? Use hairspray to dissolve it! I didn’t know that before I watched that show.
I was staring at the TV open mouthed the first time I saw that. I could nearly smell the poo through the screen just listening to her. And I don’t know how I didn’t gag right there and then. I gag just cleaning a relatively clean toilet…
I’d love to join you. Technically my weight loss goal is keep my weight but turn all this flabby unhealthy stuff into muscle. And eat well for my heart. Uggg, and I am a smoker…which I have to quit. So, I’ll probably gain weight rather than keep this weight. Yikes! I have a lot of work!!!!! Support and friends is exactly what I need.
EEEEWWWWWW! that poo thing is grossing me out!